L'ange sous des couvertures. Mon ange de gardien.

Ahhh....

2007-07-20T23:21:00.000+08:00

Just came back from SYF Dance Fantasia. It was at the University Cultural Centre (UCC). You See See LOL. It was pretty good, actually i did quite liked the two JC dance items. But dunnoe why so many JC got Gold in this years SYF but never see them dance. Some of the secondary schools were pretty good too.

But the stage abit not wide enough. make the dancer all squeeze together. Abit spoil the formation. Plus the side cricle seating of the UCC really sucks lah. You cant even see half the stage. I got some pics but hor my phone no space so cannot take ald. Got a video of SAJC dance item but i think linking the youtube one will be better.

Then got one item is by a Vietnam school i think. Their pairing combination so funny. Show you the picture next time. And i also caught site of the Mrs Lim. Wear black and red, so sick.

Mr Bean's Holiday - Super Lame

2007-06-28T14:29:00.000+08:00

Part 1 of 15

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Part 15 of 15 [Useless Credits[

DeathNote - DebuNote - Funny!

2007-06-25T13:03:00.000+08:00

Straits Times Forum Post - MediaCorp Volume

2007-06-24T21:40:00.000+08:00

This Forum post was sent in on the 21/6/07 and published on ST on the 25/6/07

This is what I sent in:

I noticed that in this half-a-year or so, the audio volumes of MediaCorp's programs are getting very uneven. Loudness of different channels is different, like Channel U is softer than Channel 8. It is irritating when you change to Channel U to watch a program while there is an advertisement on Channel 8, because when you return, the volume is unacceptably loud. If I do not change the volume when I watch channel U, I cannot hear anything clearly at all. It is the same for other channels.

Similarly, when channels go into advertisements, advertisements are perpetually louder than the program itself. I have to reduce the volume of my television set whenever it goes into advertisements. It is very tiring and frustrating to have to do the same adjustment 8 times per hour of television program. Not only does this happen on Channel 8 and U, it also occurs for Channel 5 and NewsAsia. Channel NewsAsia is broadcasted over the pacific region and it shows a lot when volumes are not constantly pleasant.

I do not know if this is some tactic of preventing people from changing channels so that they watch the advertisements in full or it is a technical error that has gone way past its date of getting repaired. Whatever reason that has caused this, it certainly shows a lowered level of professionalism. The advertisement and program broadcast departments does not seem to be communicating enough.

MediaCorp is our one and only national television broadcaster and has provided us with programs of a high level of technical expertise. This could very well be a simple error that has been overlooked and I am sure MediaCorp will look into the matter seriously and i hope to see the problem rectified.

This is what came out:

I HAVE noticed, in the past six months or so, that the audio volumes of MediaCorp programmes have become very uneven. The loudness of different channels differs, with Channel U softer than Channel 8.

It is annoying when you switch to Channel U to watch a programme while there is an advertisement on Channel 8, because when you switch back, the volume is unacceptably loud. If I don't raise the volume when I watch Channel U, I can't hear anything clearly at all. It is the same with other channels.

Similarly, advertisements are always louder than the programme itself. I have to lower the volume whenever there are advertisements. It is very tiring and frustrating to have to do this eight times an hour.

This occurs not only with Channel 8 and Channel U, but also Channel 5 and Channel NewsAsia.

I don't know if this is some tactic to deter viewers from changing channels so they watch advertisements in full or a technical error that has not been fixed.

Whatever the reason, it shows a lower level of professionalism. The advertisement and programme broadcast departments do not seem to communicate enough.

MediaCorp is the only national television broadcaster and has provided programmes of a high level of technical expertise. I am sure it will look into the matter seriously and I hope to see the problem rectified.

Home - 2007 - NDP - LOL

2007-06-22T11:10:00.001+08:00

NDP 07: Home
Music: Dick Lee
Music Arrangement: Iskandar Ismail
Lyrics: Ivan Lee

Whenever I am feeling low
I look around me and I know
It’s not a problem if you don’t work
Can ask the MP for phone bills
I will always recall the city
Know every street and shore
ERP, Road Tax and COE
Winding through my Singapore

This is home truly, and I know it must be
Blindly give charity, Durai steal fund you don’t know
This is home surely, as my senses tell me
This is where I gamble alone, for this is where casinos’ home

When there are troubles to go through
We'll find a way to start anew
Malaysia’s water is too ex
Longkang water, filter and drink
So we'll build our dreams together
Just like we've done before
Team up with China once again
Get cheated like Suzhou park

This is home truly, and I know it must be
CPF can’t take out, they make you work till sixty-five
This is home surely, as my senses tell me
GST increase to seven, for this is where tax is too low

This is home truly, and I know it must be
SBS less profit, bus fare increase 2 times more
This is home surely, as my senses tell me
This is where bubble gum is no, for this is where I know it's home

For this is where I know it's home
For this is where kuan yew cried for

Sony Ericsson W910i

2007-06-21T10:11:00.000+08:00

Yo! Back with a report on this phone. I wouldn't say how cool it is coz i am here to complain how bad it is. Okay lar, to be fair i didn't think the specs were that bad, seeing that it is a new phone. News phones normally do have relatively good stats. Just that a 2 mp camera just turns me off again. How to take good pictures!

But it looks okay to me lah. The shell and sorts. Comes in black and red. Its almost going to be released in Hong Kong ald and Singapore is so slow! It turned up at the CommuicAsia 2007 in Singapore. Caught my attention when it was featured on news. This girl was trying to show its shaking abilities. This phone has a new Shake control that allows the easy way to change your tune: just shake your phone. With Shake control activated, press and hold the Walkman key, then flick your wrist. A vibration lets you know that the track has been changed - a new song from your current playlist is selected randomly then played automatically.

Sounds cool right. But it was so disgusting the way the phone had to be shake. The showgirl took a shake of the phone, whose shaking distance ranged from her ear to her breast. And it was so sudden, so quick it looked like she wanted to commit suicide. The action is seriously hilarious lah. Imagine u have to do that "inconspicuous" shake every time you wanted to end or start your music playing. People will think you are mad. Couldn't they invent something that is more gentle and less violent? What a stupid waste of its function.

Ahh enuf of raving about its bad abilities. But coz of its orientation-sensitivity, the phone can tilt rotate its own screen image according to your phone orientation. So if you tilt it horizontally, the screen will rotate and allows you to view it the right way up. It's pretty good a function coz i dun think anyone would want to be asked why they are looking at their phones upside down, when they just cant see the pic coz its reversed. You may have heard of this before, like when u take pictures with some phones, the orientation changes to horizontal. But thats not automatic, This is.

They still have vlogging and pic blogging, but then if Singapore doesn't support not much use also. I dont know if they will support it. Now some pics of this phone:

Exams are Coming!!!

2007-06-19T00:52:00.000+08:00

Revival of my blog seems almost as bleak as Saddam's resurrection. Nevertheless, i got it back already and i hope to blog as much as i can for no apparent purpose. Okay lar, actually cause i am really bored. I mean, you'd rather i waste precious time on blogging than going to find stray cats to kill, right? And cats arent even half as fun, they bite. So now i am back here, its gonna be really lame from now onwards.

I spent the hole day doing nothing. Which is really odd cause how can you be doing nothing? Now, if nothing were considered something, then i would be doing something, not nothing. I cant figure out which is which, but i know i did ?thing but i dont know if it's everything, something, anything or nothing. So i did things.

Then i tried to change Jay's lyrics into something crappy. The song titled "Excuses". Old old song ald, but i suddenly feel like re-writing it. But it turned out that i was so crappy i couldn't even crap up a few sentences of crappy lyrics. Then i went to play a game, which needed you to earn 300k in 80 turns by hatching and selling creatures. Stupid lah, i missed my turn cause i went to cook lunch then all the fukin creatures died. Then i had to replay the whole game again.

Haizz. Its nearing the end of hols ald and i am still staring at my computer screen. No sign of attempt to begin finding for my lost exam timetable. I was told that exam begins on the first day of sch reopening. So scary lah. But i dunoe if i hsoudl trust the teachers. They said A lvl is hard, must study well. They also said the same things for kindergarten graduation, PSLE and O lvls. Lying teachers are so irresponsible. I cant afford to screw thr Cts. I've got lofty aspirations, so high i cant see them ald. No idea what they were, coz its too high.

Then at night, i mean evening time, i watch the recorded shen diao xia lu. Wah so fuked up lah the show. A lot of personality and concept error. Portrayal of little concepts to major ideologies are all so messed up. I wonder why people can say its nice. The thing i hate most is personality error in film. It just sucks lah. I've got lots more examples with Harry Potter film. But not today not today.

Surprisingly, i am not at all sleepy even though i only slept for 2 hours yesterday! So odd. I like immortal lidat. Oh ya, i AM immortal. And the EmailCashPro thingy is so cool. http://www.emailcashpro.com/?r=hardyivan007 Lidat also can earn money lah even is not alot. Its not that i dun have enuf money to use, i just want more. My life is getting a bit like, Money and Death. Not a bad combi but then use the money b4 u die lar.

Now i feel so bored. I want to read book. AND SHIT MY PW CRASH WITH TEMASEK SEM LAR. IRRITATING SEMINAR. SOUNDS ALL LIKE GARMEN PROPAGANDA TO ME. Wheew.

And you noe the song "You Raise Me Up". The lyrics so sick. [But when you come and I am filled with wonder]. You come and someone is filled with wonder. LOL. Is wonder white in color?

Ganster 15 : Royston Tan

2007-01-13T17:01:00.000+08:00

Boat or Bitch?

2007-01-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.

"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

The Effects of Urbanization

2007-01-10T21:20:00.000+08:00

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.

There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"

Differences Between Man and Woman

2007-01-09T21:14:00.000+08:00

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

SAJC

2007-01-07T17:33:00.000+08:00

SexyBack

Chori Chori

Lindy Hop

Perfect Video to Start the New Year!

2007-01-02T00:31:00.000+08:00

Christmas Cake Icing from his ASS?

2006-12-10T16:49:00.000+08:00

^ What is Father Christmas doing, producing Christmas Cake Icing from his Ass?

Well... England lor... Lidat one lah

2006-12-09T22:44:00.000+08:00

Here now to give a little update on my trip overseas. Below is just two pictures i took on my trip. Not that they have serious error in English, just somethings i thought might be funny.

How does the above look to you? The first time i looked at it, i didn't see anything normal at all. I saw this (below).

I was wondering (Ok, i pa jiao lah), why on earth do the Police want to marry the vehicles parked illegally? Oh goodness, you wont even get a baby car even you marry them. Then i figured out that it wasn't "to wed" but "towed". Blame the ambiguous spacing between the characters.

Then i found this piece of label stuck onto every table at one of the cafeteria. Ingenious writing.

If you cant read what it says, the meaning it was actually intending to express, it says: " 用餐后请将餐具放回餐具回收车多谢合作！" It was trying to request you to return the crockery back to the crockery cart after your meal.

BUT, the English translation doesn't seem very accurate. Please serve myself. Well, definitely i know how to serve myself to the food else i would have died of hunger. And it is rather suggestive of other ways of serving yourself. Something not unlike serving yourself pleasure, but of course i wouldn't want to do it in a cafeteria. Imagine serving yourself then eating chicken wings later. XD

[ 黑玫瑰 ]

2006-12-08T12:37:00.000+08:00

Long time since i have seen my blog. Now i, who once was missing in action, have returned to blog again. Let us not deny that i have gone overseas, but no location shall be given. Gone around, out of Singapore to source for stuff to blog about, i have came back to share a bit of the many things i have learned. (Though i cannot agree that everything i am going to share is suitable for all ages)

8 Things i learnt on my trip overseas:

1) I do NOT like paper underwear, as my penis sticks out of the underwear if it gets erect.

2) Showering with 18^oC water is, sometimes, sexually stimulating, provided you don't freeze first.

3) Walking down hills backwards is far less tiring than forwards, until you fall off the cliff, that is.

4) Shopping could be pleasurable (not sexually, sadly) , if you can spam little money to get lots of stuff.

5) Electronics stuff are still cheapest in Singapore, unless you get betrayed by your stupidity.

6) Very smooth seats are NOT suitable for MRT carriages as you would quickly find your ass on the floor if you fell asleep.

7) I realized that my Chinese is ridiculously lousy, when i said :"那些女佣喜欢在这里走狗" , when i meant to say that those maids like to walk their dogs in this area.

8) I still much prefer Singapore to other places, for obvious reasons, but fat objects irks me.

Trailers of '06 Winter

2006-12-07T14:40:00.000+08:00

Death Note 2 : Trailer (This is slightly loud)

Eragon : Trailer

Jokes Aside...

2006-11-11T19:26:00.000+08:00

A scientist has two large jars before him, one containing many fleas, the other empty. He gently removes a flea from the flea jar, places it on the table before the empty jar, steps back, and commands "Jump," whereupon the flea jumps into the empty jar. Methodically he gently removes each flea, places it on the table, says "Jump," and the flea jumps into the originally empty jar.

When he has transferred all the fleas in this way, he removes one from the now full jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table before the original jar. He commands "Jump," but the flea does not move. He takes another flea from the jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table. Again he commands "Jump," but the flea does not move. Methodically, he goes through this same procedure with the remaining fleas, and gets the same results.

The scientist records in his notebook, "A flea, when its back legs are pulled off, cannot hear."

O, For Tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-01T22:48:00.000+08:00

O Fortuna                           O Fortune,
velut luna                          like the moon
statu variabilis,                   you are changeable,
semper crescis                      ever waxing
aut decrescis;                      and waning;
vita detestabilis                   hateful life
nunc obdurat                        first oppresses
et tunc curat                       and then soothes
ludo mentis aciem,                  as fancy takes it;
egestatem,                          poverty
potestatem                          and power
dissolvit ut glaciem.               it melts them like ice.

Sors immanis                        Fate - monstrous
et inanis,                          and empty,
rota tu volubilis,                  you whirling wheel,
status malus,                       you are malevolent,
vana salus                          well-being is vain
semper dissolubilis,                and always fades to nothing,
obumbrata                           shadowed
et velata                           and veiled
michi quoque niteris;               you plague me too;
nunc per ludum                      now through the game
dorsum nudum                        I bring my bare back
fero tui sceleris.                  to your villainy.

Sors salutis                        Fate is against me
et virtutis                         in health
michi nunc contraria,               and virtue,
est affectus                        driven on
et defectus                         and weighted down,
semper in angaria.                  always enslaved.
Hac in hora                         So at this hour
sine mora                           without delay
corde pulsum tangite;               pluck the vibrating strings;
quod per sortem                     since Fate
sternit fortem,                     strikes down the string man,
mecum omnes plangite!               everyone weep with me!

Tell Me... How did English Result in these Results?

2006-10-27T10:15:00.000+08:00

You Think English is Easy??? Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse .

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to
present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English
for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor
is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English
speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what
language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck
and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going
on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting,
why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP
for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver; warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the
house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has
real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped
UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list
of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

We could go on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP, so... Time to
shut UP.!

Oh... one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night? U-P

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

Yeay! Its Hazes Day!

2006-10-23T14:17:00.000+08:00

^ Extracted from The Straits Times 22/10/2006

It seems like Indonesia can't see the haze as pollution after all. Seems like they are going to wait for it to snow in Indonesia to put out the fire.

F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

2006-10-22T19:49:00.000+08:00

http://www.white-russian.nl/blog/2004/07/f3ll0wsh1p_of_t.html

(Extracted from a Site. I do not know how to read this properly.)

Interesting... Asperger Syndrome and L

2006-10-21T15:34:00.000+08:00

A very interesting piece of article i managed to find. Have a look.

http://www.drworm.net/lautism.htm

死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.死ぬ.

2006-10-19T22:09:00.000+08:00

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2006-10-18T00:14:00.000+08:00

DeathNote the Movie - The Last Name - Trailer

DeathNote Anime - Opening Song - by Nightmare - The World

この　ノート　に　名前　を　書かれた　人間　は　死ぬ

Children are Getting Stupider

2006-10-17T16:42:00.000+08:00

Having lost touch with the society these few months, I finally recognize an upcoming phenomenon of growing stupidity in children. Looking around, I found out that there is an increase in the number of advertisements posted on walls, pillars and anything of such. These small pieces of advertisements are neither for sale of houses nor employment, instead they are of such magnitude, I cannot possibly describe fully their importance. They are advertisements promoting something so significant in a Singaporean student's life, that without them our society will collapse, be destroyed, damaged or in short, annihilated. What on earth is so great about the product on the advertisement? What is the product? Yes, indeed not a joke, TUITION.

And speaking of tuition, many who do take them cannot even pronounce them properly. Many tend to pronounce them this way, Tee-You-Tion, when it is supposed to be read as Two-E-Tion. And can't you see now, how great an effect this can cause if it were removed from a Singaporean student's life. The backbone of their education, vanished; hesitancy, unsureness and insecurities come in. This is actually how important tuition is in a Singaporean student's life, where they go to attend this sacred worshiping of results weekly or even daily, an event of such holiness where they cannot even teach you how to pronounce the name of the sacred worshiping correctly.

Not only was there an upsurge in the number of tuition advertisements, accompanying them were also the differentiation in the types of courses and educational levels. Of some of which I happened to glance at, provided these worshiping sessions weekly, each day of the week dedicated a different god. Monday for the Mathematics god, Tuesday for the English god, Wednesday for the Chemistry god and so on and so forth. And sometimes 7 days are not enough to worship every god, so people end up worshiping two gods in a day, bringing back tons of amulets to work on everyday.

I have also noticed this absurd increase in children stupidity as many tuition companies open up classes to the Kindergarten 1 and 2 levels. Parents take away the joyous childhood of their children to be made a sacrificial object to the gods, sold their childrens' soul to be slaves of the gods, in hope that the gods would favour their children, so that their children may, on one fateful day, be able to understand the awe-inspiring, the complex, the sophisticated and mysterious difference between a red apple and a yellow banana.

And we really must give rounds of applause to these parents who are so obedient to our government, but were stupid enough not to understand fully the government's policy. Given the emphasis on talents and geniuses on our country, our government strive to give the best to our society, by collecting the best of the best and training them to be even better. So I thereby sincerely urge stupid parents NOT to procreate, as such irresponsible actions will moderate the overall cohort of clever births downwards, and thus increasing the average stupidity level of the cohort.

Jokes aside, it is true indeed that most parents nowadays, cannot accept their child for who they are, whether stupid or not. Come on, Kindergarten 1 and 2 only and you have to send your stupid child to tuition? Why can't you accept that your child is stupid? What on earth is there to study about in Kindergarten? Unless you child cannnot differentiate between b or d, 6 or a 9, which means the child has a mental blockage and requires careful attendance of a specialist, not a god-worshiping session. Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, Dyscalculia and Aphasia are some of the possible learning disabilities that could be occuring to the child.

So parents please do not act like your child is an utter unsavable disgrace to your family, especially when you do not have as much knowledge as your child. You created him or her and brought them to life, so do not start comparing your child like comparing the freshness of pieces of pork hanging in the market. Accept and care for them because they are your children (NOT possession) and because they are what they are, and not dislike them or feel disappointed because they are not what you intended them to turn out to be. If you have anyone to complain about in producing such stupid children who forever never seem to be able to meet up to your standard and expectations, it would only be you and your spouse. We know its hard, because parents always want the best for their children. But we as children should also know and feel for our parents. Mutual understandings are definitely the best.

Mages...

2006-10-16T21:59:00.000+08:00

What the Fuck

2006-10-15T19:20:00.000+08:00

Only one word, if it's actually possible to find a word for this: RUBBISH!!!!!

But then, i like posting crap.

Catious Director

2006-10-14T00:10:00.000+08:00

Cautious Director

My Personal Dna Report

Quote of the Day

2006-10-13T17:38:00.000+08:00

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Declaration of Official Breakaway from MSHS (Secondary)

2006-10-12T19:30:00.000+08:00

Dear Sir/Mdm,

Re: Declaration of Official Breakup with MSHS (Secondary)

1.1 This declaration officiates that I am no longer a student of Maris Stella High School (Secondary).

1.2 I do not deny that I had been a student of Maris Stella High School (Secondary), but this relationship no longer exists and further concerns of Maris Stella High School (Secondary) will not and cannot concern me.

2.1 From this point forth, my relationship with my former Maris Stella High School (Secondary) teachers, has been elevated to my mentors, and falls no longer are under the category of Secondary Teachers, henceforth disbanding this group.

2.2 From this point forth, my relationship with my former Maris Stella High School (Secondary) classmates, has been elevated to my friends, and falls no longer under the category of Secondary Classmates, henceforth disbanding this group.

3.1 Further representations of Maris Stella High School (Secondary) by me, through results or CCA records, with effect of this officiation, shall be accepted though no credits will be given to Maris Stella High School (Secondary).

3.2 Any help given to Maris Stella High School (Secondary) after this officiation, in future years to come, is not and will not be affected by my former ties with Maris Stella High School (Secondary).

3.3 Any questions about Maris Stella High School (Secondary) directed to me, on or after this officiation, will not be answered nor entertained, but with the possible exception of "Principal Hopeless, Teachers Helpless, Students Brainless".

Yours faithfully,
Lee Lai Yong Ivan Athanasios
06/10/2006 19:30

Veritas Vos Liberabit

More Crap Quiz

2006-10-11T12:36:00.000+08:00

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Some Anime Characters I Might Haven Been

2006-10-10T12:08:00.000+08:00

What Darker Naruto Character Are You?

Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.

OR

What Naruto Character Are You?

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OR

What Naruto Guy Are You?

Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.

OR

What Bleach Character Are You?

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OR

What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?

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OR

What Inuyasha Character Are You?

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Lets See Hows My Life...

2006-10-09T11:11:00.000+08:00

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	5.6
Mind:	5.6
Body:	7.6
Spirit:	3.6
Friends/Family:	3.8
Love:	2
Finance:	3.8
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Well, at least i passed.

Some Personality Test

2006-10-08T23:08:00.000+08:00

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Very High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Very High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	High
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Very High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info --

Am I Harmless? Think Again.

2006-10-07T10:37:00.000+08:00

My names have hidden meaning. Look below.

But my ultimate desire is one that few knows.

死穴

2006-10-06T22:12:00.000+08:00

My Results:

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	High
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	High
Envy:	High
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Quote of the Day

2006-10-05T16:51:00.000+08:00

馬鹿は死ななきゃ直らない

* ばかはしななきゃなおらない
* Baka wa shinanakya naoranai.
* Literally: Unless an idiot dies, he won't be cured.
* Meaning: Only death will cure a fool. / You can't cure stupid.

School Uniforms Should Be Black

2006-10-04T19:56:00.000+08:00

A few reasons why Uniforms should be Black.

1) It looks elegant and sophisticated.

2) It doesnt appear as creased even if you dont iron it.

3) Protruding nipples are less prominent.

4) Fat idiots apparently dont seem as fat in them.

5) You also dont see patches of sweat on your shirt.

6) Its innovative, unseen of, unheard of and creative.

7) Bra patterns are less obvious, or if you dont wear one, your breast.

Black, in its untainted and purest of forms, signifies classiness, dignity, elegance and sophistication. Pupils who wear black uniforms are going to look really smart in them. Whats the use of a uniform if u look slobbish in them? Whether you are tucked in or otherwise, black would bring you out to perfection.

(Give me a reason to add to this list!)

Some More of Jay's Ridiculous MVs

2006-10-03T19:28:00.000+08:00

白色风车 - This one has NO Meaning

听Mother的话 - This one has NO Sense

Ballet, For Guys?

2006-10-02T01:00:00.000+08:00

FUCKED UP SERVICE

2006-10-01T23:29:00.000+08:00

Encountered this ridiculous event in the morning, after mass. I went to the coffee shop opposite my church for breakfast. Then i ordered this mince pork noodle, without liver and more vinegar. (Yah lar, i like to eat alot of vinegar, ok!). Then i waited, and waited, and waited, and waited. I was almost hungry to the point of whacking someone.

Finally, then it came. The aromatic scent of the tenderised pork slices waffed into my nostrils. Ahhhhhhhh. Then she placed the bowl on my table. FUCK. There wasnt added vinegar (i couldnt smell it), and tons of liver on it. CRAP. I seriously dislike pork liver to the point of hatred. I considered calling her a bitch, the person who served me this rubbish. Because it wasnt the first time, last two weeks were the same. NO vinegar, AND PRESCENCE of pork liver. WAD DA FUCK! Until now still, i wasnt as agitated and angry nor feeling incredulous about anything.

Then i asked her why was there prescence of pork liver on that particular bowl of noodle i ordered. Then she happily said in a i-have-done-no-wrong kind of voice, "你跟他叫的,我不知道。". WHAAT THEE FUCK ISS 你跟他叫的,我不知道。Ohhhhh, crap this bitch. So damn shit ass. WHAAT THEE FUCK ISS 你跟他叫的,我不知道。WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF.

COME ON! YOU ARE WORKING FOR THAT STALL RIGHT? WHAAT THEE FUCK ISS 你跟他叫的,我不知道。YOU MEAN YOU WORK FOR HIM BUT YOU DONT KNOW AND DONT CARE WHAT HE DOES? IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT CUSTOMERS? OMG. 你跟他叫的,我不知道。FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK.

Nowonder Singapore's service industry is, ohh God forbid it, fucked up. Does she even know how to serve people? OMG. Come on lahh. I only got PSLE cert lor. She dun have O-level cert also should have PSLE? Even if she doesnt have any certs, there are people without certs and become business tycoons. Even i know that your demeanour towards anyone you are servicing for (NO PUNS INTENDED) must be polite and understanding. Yes, even if you have to fake it, yes, you do sometimes. You must be seen to be helpful and doing something even if you dont lah. WHY SO STUPID DE???

Brainless gits.

Quote of the Day

2006-09-30T19:53:00.000+08:00

The meaning of economic freedom is this: that the individual is in a position to choose the way in which he wants to integrate himself into the totality of society.

Unstable

2006-09-27T20:08:00.000+08:00

I believe that there will be subjects that some people can score at and some cant. But alas! It is such destiny that there are only limited number of subjects offered to us, or even forced! I shant grumble, just take it by my stride. Hopelessness has engulfed me, there shall be no turning back.

Le Ange.

I seriously dislike MOE's contrasting subject policy.

Macbeth Effect

2006-09-23T16:26:00.000+08:00

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/060907_macbeth_effect.html

http://kolber.typepad.com/ethics_law_blog/2006/09/the_macbeth_eff.html

I presume this is something not very old as i couldnt find much informtion on it. Its interesting how people actually know they have done something bad and try to "wash" it away. Sometimes, people really do think very weird. But then, i am addicted to hand sanitizer, what can you say?

Oh, and meteors arent heated up by friction. -
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/top5_myths_020903-4.html

Quote of the Day

2006-09-22T10:56:00.000+08:00

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out [death in] judgement.

MOE is Devious

2006-09-21T16:46:00.000+08:00

MOE's slogan is "TEACH LESS, LEARN MORE".

I absolutely agree with this statement. Because when teachers teach you stuff in the classroom, you are in a protected environment. You are not exposed to the world. And you are forced with too much information, you cant think properly. When they teach less, you are able to have a little time to think, about what they teach isnt exactly applicable. So you start to think, you think outta the square, then you think outta the cube, then you start to think outta this dimension.

So its good. ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, to 'Teach less, Learn more". When you think, you start to identify, compare, reason with what you have been taught. Then u apply them. Then the world becomes your experimental set-up for psychoanalysis. How the real world is like, and human interactions. You start to learn about what you want to learn about, what you wish to know about, what you have thought about. Theories are formed, and they are applied.
So its good.

But what you learn never does apply to the classroom, because the classroom is too protected for the need for you to apply theories. There is no need at all. And thus it brings me back to 'Teach less, Learn more". As MOE has clearly said, you get taught less, you learn more, BUT THEY NEVER SAID: TEACH LESS, SCORE MORE. So even though you learn more, you will never score enough in exams, because what you have experimentally learnt from the world and its interactions doesnt apply AT ALL. The psychological studies of humans and their involvement in the social sciences was never needed in exams. You are just needed to memorise the examples, and vomit them out, literally.

For examples, sudden surges in market and its related-industries (for examples, tourism) could be possibly be caused the bandwagon effect as well as the herd mentality or maybe, in cases of widespread disesaes, the Eros, instinct to keep one's life. But no need at all do we learn this, just memorise that tourism is affected by peaks and global trends, for example SARS, AVIAN INFLUENZA. Why? Dont know leh. Theoretical studies are not needed now, just that if your brain's bigger, then you can score.

Maybe the theories are too difficult, but how about, democracy, capitalism, politics, meritocracy etc, these are theories running the world now, why not learn about them?

And i seriously think that the examiners language is getting abit off-color. No offense to people who set this question but,

To what extent does attracting foreign talent help Singapore to meet the challenges of globalization?

This questions asks how a few factors, like

KBE
Retraining
IT infrastructure
Go regional and global
Technopreneurs and entrepreneurs
Twin engines
R&D
Foreign talents

, can help Singapore to survive. So you write the basic theory of why foreign talents are imported (and incidentally the theory of why FT's are imported was explained by our dear PM Lee Hsien Loong during his NDR speech), how they can help Singapore. But no, not enough, you need to explain the facilities built and what exactly we did to attract them and you also have to state what challenges we faced and if possible what effect has been reached so far. Did the question ask that? NO.

Seems like theories are too advance for simple 'O' Level quesitons like this. So remember, "TEACH LESS, LEARN MORE" ≠ "TEACH LESS, SCORE MORE"

Some Quiz

2006-09-20T17:49:00.000+08:00

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Was flipping through Pei Wen's old old old posts on her blog and found this quiz. So i tried it. Shocking results (my foot). XD

Quote of the Day

2006-09-19T22:43:00.000+08:00

I may not be able to give you the best, but I can give you what that doesn't hurt

~Go think about it.

2:09 PM Sep 18 2006

2006-09-18T14:09:00.000+08:00

I like.

How Badly Jolin Sang

2006-09-17T20:06:00.000+08:00

Jolin Tsai - Love Love Love

Jolin Tsai - 野蛮游戏

Intriguing Pictures

2006-09-16T01:19:00.000+08:00

<The Persistence of Memory, Salvador Felip Jacint Dalí Domènech, Surrealist

<Destino, Salvador Felip Jacint Dalí Domènech, Surrealist

<The Great Masturbator, Salvador Felip Jacint Dalí Domènech, Surrealist

Surrealism is an artistic, cultural and intellectual movement oriented toward the liberation of the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative faculties of the "unconscious mind" and the attainment of a dream-like state different from, "more than", and ultimately "truer" than everyday reality: the "sur-real", or "more than real".

Quote of the Day

2006-09-15T13:54:00.000+08:00

The one who gets infront is the one who does more than neccessary and is always keeping it.

*Lovely Quote this is*

Some FIR's MV

2006-09-14T10:20:00.000+08:00

飞行部落

天天夜夜 KTV

Get High

眷恋

Some Jay's MV

2006-09-13T20:12:00.000+08:00

千里之外

夜的第七章

本草纲目

What on earth did Jay sing in his newest album?

2006-09-12T01:24:00.000+08:00

What on earth did Jay sing in his newest album?

Quote of the Day

2006-09-11T14:07:00.000+08:00

I have done what i should have done, and now i await your judgement

Happy Birthday!

2006-09-10T00:00:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday to my dear friend and mentor. You taught me, you guided me, you inspired me, you nutured me. You told me how to be a person. You cared for me. You are someone so wonderful, i never thought i had ever the chance to meet. May you have a wonderful birthday.

The Co-dominance of Osama and Mr Bean

2006-09-09T01:08:00.000+08:00

Presenting the Co-dominance of Osama and Mr Bean. Click for larger Picture. Compiled by Athan.

DISCLAIMER: Usage of this example in your biology prelims and/or 'O' Level will not allow you to score

Solving the Eubulid or Epimenides Paradox

2006-09-08T10:09:00.000+08:00

1. A familiar Cretan sails to Greece and says to Greek men, who stand on the waterside: "All Cretans are liars." Did he say the truth or did he lie?

This paradox can be solved by using a different point of reference to understand 'All Cretans are liars'.

This statement above has becomed a paradox because we understood that the credibility of the statement from the statement. So, 'All Cretans are liars', then he would have lied about being a liar, thus that would make him a truthful person. But if he had actually said the truth, then he would be a liar, thus lying about being a liar. And this vicious cycle continues.

But if we do not look at it this way, but take the credibility of the statement from a point in history. Means that if he was a liar last time, he would be lying about the statement he said. Thus turning the actual meaning of the WHOLE (i emphasise WHOLE because time-frame is not important and that the universal effect of the statement only comes in after he has completed saying it) statement to mean 'Not all Cretans are liars'. So 'Some Cretans are Liars', thus he would have lied about 'All Cretans are liars', thus ending the paradox.
In this senario, whether or not he spoke that statement to be universal or only takes effect when he spoke it. If it only took effect while he spoke it, He would be lying about 'All Cretans are' and truthful about 'liars', because:

1) He lied about being a liar - thus becoming truthful
2) Therefore he would being truthful when saying 'liars'

which causes him to become truthful when saying 'liars'. Thus the final statement would mean 'Not all Cretans are liars' or 'Some Cretans are Liars', ending the paradox.

If he was truthful last time, he would have said the truth and that 'All Cretans are liars'. This would set the paradox rolling, if what he said was taken as universal, which means what he says now takes effects in all he had said during his life (after he has completed saying it).
But if we bring in the time frame, then he would be truthful when he said 'All Cretans are' but lying when he said 'liars'. He would be lying when he said 'liars' because

1) He told the truth about being a liar - thus becoming a liar
2) Therefore he would being lying when saying 'liars'
3) Causing the meaning of the word to become truthful (not liars)

thus the statement becomes 'All Cretans are truthful'. Which isnt true because overall he must mean that 'All Cretans are liars', which isnt in this case.

Lastly, lets try bringing the time-frame into the orginal paradox, where the credibility of the statement is taken from the statement. So we cant determine if he was lying when he said 'All Cretans are' but we know he is lying about 'liars', thus turning the statement to be either:

1) All Cretans are truthful OR
2) Not all Cretans are truthful

But we cannot determine which is which, as there is no evidence to prove whether he should have been lying in the first part or not. So the time-frame canot be applied here.

~Athan

Heres one more. Try solving it. Its bloody easy.

A barber lives in and owns a barber shop in a town called Treefall. He has a sign on his window that reads:
"I shave all those in Treefall who do not shave themselves. NO EXCEPTIONS!"

What is the paradox? Can you solve it?

千里之外 - Rewritten Lyrics

2006-09-07T01:35:00.000+08:00

渐渐离开

我们已不在不能再回来不用再忍耐
没有得再猜我们已分开脱离了苦海
万分的感慨终于能明白我是多么坏
我好不厉害不知道你还对我那么爱

冬天的夜晚你对我说你要离开
最后的留恋最后的礼物独自来拆
你在月光下渐渐离开雪花飘好白
这种感觉我们好像还有一点相爱
我看你离开走出门外你已经不在
把爱深埋把它抛开不等待这份爱

闻泪声入林寻梨花白只得一行青苔
天在山之外雨落花台我两鬓斑白
闻泪声入林寻梨花白只得一行青苔
天在山之外雨落花台我等你来

雪花在飘白透明的尘埃你在那徘徊
烛光在摇摆照透了悲哀多么难明白
倒翻的水彩心里的无奈把画给画坏
被岁月覆盖画里的花开是一片空白

冬天的夜晚你对我说你要离开
最后的留恋最后的礼物独自来拆
你在月光下渐渐离开雪花飘好白
这种感觉我们好像还有一点相爱
我看你离开走出门外你已经不在
把爱深埋把它抛开不等待

你在月光下渐渐离开雪花飘好白
这种感觉我们好像还有一点相爱
我看你离开走出门外你已经不在
把爱深埋把它抛开不等待这份爱

I was so bored i rewrote this piece. Of course the standard isnt as good as 方文山 cause my chinese standard sucks.

Liar Paradox (Eubulid or Epimenides Paradox) and Einstein's Quiz

2006-09-06T17:47:00.000+08:00

Liar Paradox (Eubulid or Epimenides Paradox)

About this best-known paradox wrote a great stoical logician Chrysippos from Solov 29 books and philosopher Filetos even died because of it (seeking for its solution was killing).

A familiar Cretan sails to Greece and says to Greek men, who stand on the waterside: "All Cretans are liars." Did he say the truth or did he lie?
A week later, Cretan was sailing there again and said: "All Cretans are liars and all I say is the truth." Although the Greeks ashore hardly found out, what he said the first time, now they were absolutely puzzled.

Neighbours

This quiz was made up by Albert Einstein and according to him 98% will not solve it.
There is a row of five houses, each having a different colour. In these houses live five people of various nationalities. Each of them nurtures a different beast, likes different drinks and smokes different brand of cigars.

The Brit lives in the Red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The Green house is on the left of the White house.
The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Who has fish at home? (are you one of the 2%).

Imagine if your Priest/Pastor says this on your Wedding Day

2006-09-05T12:23:00.000+08:00

A little sick, this is.

A Little More About Me

2006-09-04T00:46:00.000+08:00

You Are 20% Extrovert, 80% Introvert

You are quite reserved

You aren't afraid of social situations...

But you very much prefer to go it alone

And why not? You're your own best friend!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.

And while this may not seem big, it can be.

It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.

You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Dark Purple

To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.

In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.

And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.

You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that.

What Color Purple Are You?

You Are 64% Pure

Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.

But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.

How Pure Are You?

You've Changed 56% in 10 Years

You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.

You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you.

How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

Your Learning Style: Innovative and Independent

You are determined and driven. Confident in your abilities, no field is too difficult for you.

You Should Study:

Astronomy

Biology

Chemistry

Design

Engineering

Philosophy

Physics

Political Science

What Should You Study?

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have low extroversion.

You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.

A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.

You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.

Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.

Most things in your life are organized and planned well.

But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.

You're generally a friendly and trusting person.

But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.

You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.

You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.

Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.

Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.

In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.

You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.

A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Power Level is: 82%

You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.

You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little).

How Powerful Are You?

You Are 80% Grown Up, 20% Kid

Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...

But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.

You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.

You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.

Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky.

You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.

In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate.

What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.

Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

You Are 72% Control Freak

You are a pretty major control freak, though you may not know it.

While your confidence is inspiring, your bossy ways tend to scare people off.

Are You A Control Freak?

You Are 55% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

You Are 16% Gentleman

You're one crass guy, and you generally don't care if the world knows it.

Be careful! You're scaring people away, especially women.

Are You A Gentleman?

You Are 68% Sociopath

The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.

The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!

Are You A Sociopath?

You Are 80% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.

You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.

How Cynical Are You?

People Envy Your Ingenuity

You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.

People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!

What Do People Envy About You?

You Are 60% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.

Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.

But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.

You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

すごい　です　ね

2006-09-03T00:06:00.000+08:00

Quote of the Day

2006-09-02T11:01:00.000+08:00

Name of Disease: Life

Transmitting Medium: Sexually Transmitted

Disease Causing Pathogens: Sperm and Egg

Process of Infecting: Pathogens fusses together to form a disease infected cell called the zygote. Zygote multiplies itself (through mitosis) very quickly and uncontrollably, to form a huge obscene cancerous lump, which gets ejected from its host, after parasitizing on it for 9 months.

Symptoms: Ingestion, Digestion, Absorption, Assimilation and Egestion. The disease is at its strongest when all such symptoms are found on the ejected lump. The lump may live for 0 days to 123 years, depending on conditions of environment it was ejected into. Symptoms may be reduced or found to be disappearing, normally after 75-80 years.

Ways of Curing: Anything that induces destructo, mortido and/or thanatos

Preventive Measures: By preventing the pathogens from meeting. Condoms, Spermicides, Diaphragms etc

Reason Why the Pathogens Might Meet: Due to exercises falling under the category of Libido

Something Positive about this Disease: You can only get it once. It is definitely NOT possible to get this disease again after contracting it and being cured of it.

History: This disease was around aeons ago, but it was not identified as a disease until meritocracy, capitalism, socialism, corporatism and politics made it easier for the disease to be cured.

Eh, sorry ar, What the PM say?

2006-09-01T13:10:00.000+08:00

This is from the MrBrownShow.com: A Harmless Podcast. About the humps of our Prime Minister. Yeah. His humps.

Actually, the PM wasnt saying about the hum (cockles) lor, he is talking about the harm. you noe harm as in harmful, the harm lah. Btw horz, u noe the mee siam actually is no hum de lah, is the laksa then got the hums.

Aniw, the PM say mee siam mai harm correct? So he is saying that mee siam dun want the harm lor. Simple mahz. Why he say lidat, coz is government propogada. You see ar, i give u exmple:

Got see all these labels before right, at the food court or the hawker center. Becoz the mee siam got alot of harm one.

It comes with salted soy beans, dried bean curd, boiled egg.

Very harmful one. The salted ~~egg~~ beans is cfm buy from outside de mah, cfm very the salty one lor. Eat alot ar then get the heart attack then u mati.

Then the tau kwa, u noe how they dry it? Not use conc H₂SO₄ lah, is use the oil lah. The oil sibei er xin one lor, black in color, then they throw the tau kwa in the stir stir stir then fry it. Got alot of oil one lah, eat liao get fat, then get CHD(~~Corona~~ Coronary Heart Disease). then u no blood then die.

The boiled egg oso lor, alot of the ~~Molesterol~~ Cholesterol. The Ah Mahs and the Ah Gongs cannot eat too much one, but then u see the Ah Mah cook the mee siam one ar, fat fat one, must be eating while they cook.

But then wad to do leh? The Ah Mahs and the Ah Gongs no monies, so the mee siam very cheap mah, then they eat for the breakfast, cost only $2 mah. Ltr all got the CHD, killer disease in Singapore ok!

Show u all the picture of mee siam:
Can see the oil or not! Wah Kau. The chilli alot of oils sia. Plus the gravy is very thick flavour one lor. Thick gravy and no water, plus very salty. Eat liao oso later dehydration. And also hor, u see the mee siam kena sia one, no vegetable, only got a few of the rotten tau ~~gay~~ gei. No vegetable, got no dietary fibre then later u cannot go da bian. Then the da bian store inside too long hor, will make u get colon cancer. No colon then u will dehydrate more lah! ~~(Psst: Plus cannot have anal sex leh)~~

So you can see right, the mee siam is very harmful one, is got many harms one. The PM is saying the mee siam mai harm lah. He is calling the Singaporeans, all when eat mee siam that time, must rmb the HPB (not HBP, Half Blood Prince), the ~~Hell~~ Health Promotion Board propoganda lah, must order the mee siam mai harm.

But then very long say lidat: "Auntie, mee siam less gravy, more vege and less oil". So our PM very caring for the peoples lah, help to shortcut for the Ah Mahs and the Ah Gongs, next time can go order mee siam say: "Auntie, mee siam mai harm" then is equal to "Auntie, mee siam less gravy, more vege and less oil". See the PM so caring for the peoples one.

Finally ar, let me introduce the person who makes this "mee siam mai harm" very possible lor. He is our the very caring PM called ~~me sian long~~, err no, is called THE Lee Hsien Loong. Ahh, see the hard gay style he doing, shows the governemnt ar is very supportive of the gay rights.

How to get Ah Mahs interested in English Literature

2006-09-01T12:48:00.000+08:00

Darth Vader trying to be a Smartass

2006-09-01T12:35:00.000+08:00

~Kopped from MrBrown.com

English in Singapore

2006-08-31T18:15:00.000+08:00

What's affecting the English standards of Singaporeans?

Take this occasion, I was ordering food from a stall at a food court. Air-conditioned and rather passable environment, but they just couldnt let me finish my sentence. And I was the only person ordering at that time.

Ah Soh: What you want?

Me: Erm...I wish to order a plate of "black pepper sliced fish"...and...

Ah Soh: (Walks into kitchen) One black pepper fish

Me: (pauses and waits for her to walk out) ...and a plate of stir-fry baby kailan...

Ah Soh: (cuts me and shouts towards the kitchen) baby kailan

Me: erm...with ikan bilis

Ah Soh: (cuts me again and shouts towards the kitchen) want ikan

Me: but without chilli padi (it is normally cooked with chilli)

Ah Soh: (walks to kitchen and says irritably) no chilli

Me: ...plus a dish of hot plate...

Ah Soh: you want tofu?

Me: err...yeah...one hot...

Ah Soh: (cuts me yet again) hot plate tofu, one. (then asks me) rice how many?

Me: three bowls

Ah Soh: three rice (then proceeds to fill three bowls of rice). you go sit first.

This whole conversation took me 5 minutes. A total of 5 minutes hor. It was time wasting and i couldnt think how to formulate a gramatically correct sentence, just simply to order food. It was disastrous. Seriously. I couldnt speak properly. I wasnt even allowed to complete my sentences. How on earth are we going to improve our english leh? My sentences were all broken up and pieces everywhere, couldnt stand it.

The funniest part was: Rice How Many? As defined by websters a rice is :

the starchy seeds of an annual southeast Asian cereal grass

So rice how many, might be translated to mean how many grains of rice? Thus i would have to answer ten thousand. But i didnt, else i would have been killed.

So next time when i want to order something, in order not to get cut off everytime and finish ordering food quickly but with ridiculous grammer, i'll just say:

Auntie, black pepper fish, one, baby kailan want ikan no chilli, and hot plate tofu, then three rice.

Heck! What is this har?

You Raise Me Up - Try Singing This

2006-08-30T20:20:00.000+08:00

您培养我由布赖恩・肯尼迪

(乔治好- 进贡)

当我是下来和,
oh 我的灵魂, 很疲倦,
当麻烦来并且我的心脏负担是,
然后我仍然是, 和等待这里在沈默,
直到您来坐一会儿与我。

您培养我,
如此我能站立在山,
您培养我,
走在风雨如磐的海,
我坚强,
当我是在您的肩膀,
您培养我...
对更多比我能是。

您培养我,
如此我能站立在山,
您培养我,
走在风雨如磐的海,

我坚强,
当我是在您的肩膀,
您培养我...
对更多比我能是。

您培养我,
如此我能站立在山,
您培养我,
走在风雨如磐的海,
我坚强,
当我是在您的肩膀,

您培养我...
对更多比我能是。

您培养我,
如此我能站立在山,
您培养我,
走在风雨如磐的海,

我坚强,
当我是在您的肩膀,
您培养我...
对更多比我能是。

您培养我...
对更多比我能是。

Harry Potter Parody

2006-08-29T15:46:00.000+08:00

Mr Bean - No One Called Jones

2006-08-29T15:27:00.000+08:00

Heretical and Erratical

2006-08-29T00:30:00.000+08:00

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.

In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!

And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.

Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

You Are 72% Bipolar

You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.

If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.

Are You Bipolar?

Your Quirk Factor: 94%

You're beyond quirky... You're downright bizarre.

You've lost touch with social norms and what's appropriate. And you're loving every minute of it!

How Quirky Are You?

You Are 76% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.

Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

You Are 80% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.

But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.

How Weird Are You?

You Are 72% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

You Are 88% Brutally Honest

The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.

You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement.

How Brutally Honest Are You?

You Are 76% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.

Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Quote of the Day

2006-08-28T21:40:00.000+08:00

Acquire the strength to accept what that cannot be changed, yet have the courage to change what we can

Morbidity

2006-08-28T15:38:00.000+08:00

Old Rail Tracks

Two friends went camping in the mountains and had spent four days together,but they were beginning to tire of each other's company and getting a little testy toward each other. On the fifth morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I think the separation could help. I'll hike north and spend the day exploring, you hike south and spend the day exploring. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire!". The second friend readily agreed and hiked off to the south after breakfast. The first man hiked north.

That night over dinner beside the campfire, the first man related his story.

"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat in the afternoon sun to dry, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?", he asks.

The second friend replied, "Pretty good. I went south and discovered some old railroad tracks. I followed them a ways until I quite unexpectedly came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks! So, of course, I immediately cut her ropes off, gently lifted her from the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I returned to camp!".

"Wow!!!", the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?".

"Nah!", says the second friend dejectedly over his meal, "I couldn't find her head! She was headless!!"

In Spain

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.

"What are cojones?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the animal who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much bigger.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much smaller than these."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time. The bull lost today. It did not lose yesterday."

Mr Bean - Fatal Beatings

2006-08-27T16:58:00.000+08:00

Why the Vatican did not use English as a Mass medium, but Latin

2006-08-26T18:46:00.000+08:00

A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third.

The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows"

The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front"

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass"

This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town"

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper stated, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks"

They buried the Bishop the next day.

The idea of Politics

2006-08-24T16:58:00.000+08:00

This passage gives quite an accurate, though an obscene, view of what politics really is.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "

"Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."

"The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

The Problem with Parents

2006-08-22T22:23:00.000+08:00

Just happened to notice this little episode when i was having my dinner.

There was this family of 3, consisting of the parents and their son. They were eating some ala carte style of cooked food. The boy was not very clean at eating, keeps dropping rice bits all over the table. Some of the rice was stuck to the boy's hand, so the father swept the rice to the side of the table to prevent his son's hand from getting any dirtier.

This action, of course is completely understandable, the protective nature of a parent. It is very natural, to want the best for your child. This i can understand. This paricular action signifies the love of a parent for their child. But this love can sometimes be very shortsighted, as we shall see later, and very very selfish.

So the son, happily finished his dinner and felt bored, he started to play with his, erm food. Those nice little white sticky attractive rice on the corner of his table became his toy. He imitated his father and started sweeping the rice bits, but this time, OFF THE TABLE. And everything fell to the floor. His father just stared at him as though his son has done something miraculous and praise-worthy. The father did not even attempt to stop his son nor scolded him or anything.

This is one very obvious and clear evidence of how shortsighted love can be. The father cleared away the rice because he doesnt want his son to dirty his hand, thats something good. But he does nothing to reprimand his son that his son was doing something thats wasnt correct, by pushing the rice to the ground, this isnt something good, but theres no scolding to correct the child's action, and teach him something correct. The double standards of love.

Another thing, carefully examine what the son did, you might find that there was similarity between what the son did and what the father did. This is the case of the influence of parents. Parents actually do influence alot in their child's life, one part or another. So being parents must always be exampletary, if you wish to have children who are considerd to be "good" children. Disharmonious parents can actually affect alot in their children's lives even if the parents themselves, dont know it.

Also we can learn about the vunerability of a young child. They learn form their role models. The person they are always with and recognise as people they can model themselves from. Thus when a child is growing we must instill whatever that is correct or else, they will be easily affected by undesired attractions.

We see faults in others, but how much can u assure yourself that it wont happen to you. Love is blind, and sometimes its honestly blind, you dont know you shouldnt even be doing that. Lets us always remember this.

How the Little Red Riding Hood should have ended

2006-08-21T15:55:00.000+08:00

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest.

Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!"

Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway.

The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!"

Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!"

"Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, and drops her panties,"You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

Quote of the Day

2006-08-20T14:16:00.000+08:00

O levels has always been non-sensible, you are just being tested on how much sense you can make of the nonsense they have written

The dreaded letter to all working personnels

2006-08-16T17:12:00.000+08:00

To:All Staff
Cc:
From:Management
RE:Early Retirement

Due to our current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. This scheme will be know as RAPE (Retire Aged Personnel Early).

Person selected to be RAPED can apply to the management to be eligible for the SHAFT (Special Help AFTer retirement). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (SCheme for Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED only once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been raped can apply to get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SCREWED any further by management.

Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself for the amount of SHIT it gives its staff. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT please bring it to the attention of your manager. He has been trained to give all the SHIT you can handle.

Yours faithfully,
Management

Quote of the Day

2006-08-15T21:50:00.000+08:00

Recover not your losses but understand why you lost them

Priests

2006-08-13T12:21:00.000+08:00

Are our priests a little not very up to date?

The priest preached to the whole congregation today that

"There is a new movie coming out, i think its called Mission Impossible III, where someone gets a mission... blah blah..."

Its HOLY CRAP.

Quote of the Day

2006-08-10T00:23:00.000+08:00

Life was meant to be sweet, Men made it bitter

Theories of Tort and Criminal Law - For Future Lawyers

2006-08-06T17:30:00.000+08:00

Very Interesting, Though not easy to Comprehend.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/tort-theories/

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/criminal-law/

Coming Up... Why was Law made?

Quote of the Day

2006-08-05T13:07:00.000+08:00

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us

The Workload of Teachers - Are they getting Abnormal?

2006-08-03T16:10:00.000+08:00

Teachers. They are the people who educate our next generation. They are the people involved in the molding of our future generation. They are the people who create our future.

Carrying on such heavy responsibilities, they deserved to be helped, assisted and understooded. But how many of us does just that? How many ask if they are well? How many could just ask How are You? Many don't. I don't.

Being a teacher is just like particles in a kinetic theory model. You are supposed to be educational but you also receive lots of pressure and turmoils through you teaching career. Stress is something everyone gets, but I believe MOST teachers received lots of them.

Teachers' stress comes from everywhere. MOE, School Administration, HODs, Marking, Teaching, Students, Parents, Colleagues. So many channels for stress of course being a teacher is stressful.

MOE has given some useless and ridiculous, so called educational reform plans, to *ahem* reform the educational system we have now. The changes impose many restrictions on the teachers and the way MOE keeps changing the syllabus is just vexing. Imagine changing and as they call it *ahem* reviewing the syllabus THREE times in SIX years. Every notes, worksheets, presentations, videos, websites, practise papers have to be kept into your wardrobe and never seen again. Then you have to spent half you time redoing ALL the notes, worksheets, presentations, videos, websites, practise papers again just to conform them to the syllabus. Try doing this once every TWO years. Can't even teach in peace nowadays, can you?

Another major problem comes from the school administration. Schools now are not just places to educate the future pillars of our nation, their focus is still on bringing up the results of their students but for the wrong reasons. Schools now seem to treat the education industry more and more like a business. They go for prestiege, they want their school's name to shine, they want to be known as a pioneer, else the school no face. Now this is getting worst, all due to MOE's reforms. School ranking. Oh what crap is this? Schools last time were never officially ranked, because they were all just instituitions of education. There was no need to compare, no need to compete, just to go there to learn. But now schools become a business, pricipal forces the teachers to perform, else backside kena beating again. Most of the time, if a student doesn't perform, it is that the student is stupid. Normally not the teachers fault. Now teachers must keep working, keep forcing homework on their students, in order to escape a painful backside at the end of the year. Stressful isnt it?

When they give more homework, they will have to spend more time marking the answers looking through every detail. Because they, by hook or by crook, have to tell their student that your answer suck and you have to get better answers before your exams or my backside will be painful. In order to get away with a whole piece of backside at the end of the year, they have to drill on their teaching methods. thinking and musing about how they should teach this topic or how to simplify this chapter so the students can understand and don't cause my backside pain.

To a teacher, a competent teacher, at least, one of their greatest joy is to be recognised for their good work and effort put into them. If you work hard and the students and parents think that you suck and fuck around. God be damn, then. Spiritual and emotional recognition could possibly one of the world's best support to be given to anyone. To be recognized adds joy and meaning to your job, no matter what it is. Some parents just complain stright to the school, without making really sure what is all thats happening. Because if anything comes to the attention of the school admin, that teachers ass is bound to be painful. Parents nowadays arent so understanding as last time, as people now believe in and has that kind of mentality, your job you do it finish it by hook or by crook. Coz we are also working so dun burden us with anything that happnes under your control. By complainig they expects things to be solved.

But on the other hand, from the parents' POV, its your child you are talking about, after 9 months of incubation, you borne him/her and its your flesh and blood and DNA. Its very understandable you'd worry. As some people say, love is blind. As you love your child, you may get blinded by many things, so you cant see clearly what is actually happening. Understandable, we must try to aceept that some parents are like that.

Colleagues are some people that might give you lots of stress. Office politics. Surely they are present. How to keep your rice bowl without gettign flamed and ass getting kicked is something that might just break you up. You are out to work and earn money from your family, but some people that you see everyday wants to boot you outta that place that porvides money for your life. How? You definitely wanna keep that job but you have to stop that bloody person from discrediting you. Its incredibly hard.

Keeping your mind at once on so many things is really a chore. It really wears a person out. Seriously. Teachers deserve our respect. They do. They really do.But if any fricition were to occur, both parties are alwasy at the wrong, as there can be no friction if there was nothing to rub something with. Not that i dont like caring teachers, but i'd like to say this to teachers who are almost breaking down: "You can pull a horse to a puddle of water, but you cannot make it drink". But to those who are on the brink of collapse, try saving your ass abit before you have no more ass to save. Do what you can and do it well. At times, you dont have to be too good. And dont be too emotional nor be too involved with students.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ~William Arthur Ward

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. ~Author Unknown

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2006-08-02T16:11:00.000+08:00

When one looks into the dark, it is not the darkness he is afraid of, it is the unknown

Teo Seck Tuan - The ultimate failure of organization?

2006-08-01T21:12:00.000+08:00

"The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious."

~Marcus Aurelius (Roman emperor, best known for his Meditations on Stoic philosophy, AD 121-180)

As this quote truly says, the secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious. Victory is something we all want to get. Whether be victorious at school examinations or in the working world. But we will have to work for them, and first we hsoudl start by organizing.

Yet, in our own school ground, Mr Teo Seck Tuan does not seem to be organizing his lessons very well. Bluntly put, its riddiculous and very VERY irritating.

An example, he first start with teaching us chapter 21 (i think), which is on plants, leaves, seeds and fruits. Then he conviniently left out 21.1 and 21.2 (i think), some vegetative propogation thingy. Because he said it was too much for us bio students to handle.

Then he continued on to Sexual Reproduction in Mammals. Crudely said, means the dick and the pussy. So he came in on the first day of teaching this chapter, and said, "You know what i should do? I should put a chair here and sit down, right? This chapter no need teach one right?". WHAT A TEACHER! Its similar to telling me, I am a doctor , but then I dont want to heal you, because this is normal cough, you know how to treat right?

But of course he still had to teach this chapter (he was joking i presume). Then on STDs, he showed us video on prostituition and then some old MOE slides on preagnancy and STD. Its very interesting to note how big a woman's uterus and vagina can be expanded to. (Sounds like ballon). So we saw a woman's vagina (no harm going to the web to see more =D).

Then he expects us to then read Justina's notes on STD. Without a clear cut finishing, he went on to ecology. So, then he gave us these notes, finished them in half an hour. Oh good right, then the next lesson he said his notes missing something again. The parymid of biomasss and number got but he doesnt have the pyramid of energy (whatever you called it). So he said copy this down because he doesnt have in his notes. Bits and pieces everywhere. Messy.

Ok then now he went back to plants today, teaching us about something so serious that has came out for O level thrice and ITS NOT IN SYLLABUS. Oh sweet. As a safegaurd he says. Fine i say, then he went on about the non-syllabus thing for a period or so then he ended with a small tiny part about storage roots, which i think IS in syllabus.

Then i believe he is going back to environment tomorrow, another new topic, with the Chapter plants not properly concluded and i also think he hasnt completed drugs as far as my class knows. Its so messy, and he hasnt got a clear cut which he has finished or not. Trying to mess the whole class up. And it gets really irritating.

No organization at all and if students have got much of a clue what you are doing how do you expect ur ass not to be painful? They get so messed up they cant even study properly cause they arent sure what that ight have been completed. Its your attitude towards your own subject thats spurs students on. Its the heart that counts.

PS. And since I crudely said about the dick and the pussy. Might as well give this.

http://www.pornotube.com

A youtube-like website that has pornographic materials (videos esp) on it. For anyone that comes to my blog and are active in watching porn.

Solving Maths Problems - Are we thinking too complicated?

2006-07-31T16:24:00.000+08:00

I received an email a few days ago about this person solving maths problem. Ingenious way of solving such problems I was thinking, but then, seriously, how did the person manage to get in contact with such binomial expansions and trigo equations as well as surds questions in the first place? Has anyone thought about it?

If the person was THAT bad, binomial? You sure the person has the ability to even reach that level? OR is this "Maths Problem Solving" just a sham? Unless you wish to tell me that this was done in order to create a joke. Then its seriously stupid.

How many people who saw this thought it was increduosly stupid? How many found it was dumb? How many thought Fucked Up? The first time you caught sight of it?

Products of Singapores restrictive education, I'd say. Yet, to be fair, i'll have to ask, How many again then thought he was right under all circumstances the first time you saw the pictures?

I'll analyse some of the problems this particular person did.

Binomial Expansion. Now, first look at this picture. What comes to your mind? Maths Problem? If its that answer then you are already restricted by our education. Since where does the picture ever tells you it is a maths problem? It just states that you should expand (a+b)ⁿ and there is nothing to do with mathematics. Thus this person is definitely correct in expanding (a+b)ⁿ.

Similarly, this problem. No one said it was a maths question and theres nothing to point to it. And you might argue that the person is solving by the maths way. So ok, why must SIN be the func(SIN), why can it not be [(n)^-1]*s*i*n*x. If you it is [(n)^-1]*s*i*n*x then this person would be correct again, won't he?

This one is interesting. The person does not take the root as a FUNC, instead, it is a part of the equation that can be solved. But because of the tittle above, I have nothing to say about. It should be by any means a maths problem. But we must always remeber that roots are not always a mathematical FUNC but sometimes try to look outta the box.

Though stated a Trig problem, this solution by no means is wrong. Find x, there it is. Yes and it IS there, so what's the problem? This problem also signifies the ridiculous ENGLAND ued by our maths teachers. (Is this a Singapore incident?) Find x isnt it? So i have found it, why dont you give me the marks? If they wanted a numerical value, they should have just asked a question like, "Find the numerical value of x", then there should be no problem arising.
What do u want of x? Its value and numerical value itsnt it? If you do not want its position, then SPECIFY it.

Not that I want to be crazy about the weirdness of mathematics but i want to emphasize more on the "in the box" kind of thinking of Singapore students. They see SIN is a FUNC(SIN), they see triangle with labeled values on the sides, hey, must be trig question. WHO SAID THAT? Cant a triangle labeled values on the sides be a artistic drawing? Think outta the boxes, guys!

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2006-07-30T23:20:00.000+08:00

Virginity represents the purity of human life

L'ange sous des couvertures. Mon ange de gardien.

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