Long time since i have seen my blog. Now i, who once was missing in action, have returned to blog again. Let us not deny that i have gone overseas, but no location shall be given. Gone around, out of Singapore to source for stuff to blog about, i have came back to share a bit of the many things i have learned. (Though i cannot agree that everything i am going to share is suitable for all ages)
8 Things i learnt on my trip overseas:
1) I do NOT like paper underwear, as my penis sticks out of the underwear if it gets erect.
2) Showering with 18oC water is, sometimes, sexually stimulating, provided you don't freeze first.
3) Walking down hills backwards is far less tiring than forwards, until you fall off the cliff, that is.
4) Shopping could be pleasurable (not sexually, sadly) , if you can spam little money to get lots of stuff.
5) Electronics stuff are still cheapest in Singapore, unless you get betrayed by your stupidity.
6) Very smooth seats are NOT suitable for MRT carriages as you would quickly find your ass on the floor if you fell asleep.
7) I realized that my Chinese is ridiculously lousy, when i said :"那些女佣喜欢在这里走狗" , when i meant to say that those maids like to walk their dogs in this area.
8) I still much prefer Singapore to other places, for obvious reasons, but fat objects irks me.
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